Alien Art Depot Staff

Sueseven (no last name) - Art Director

Sueseven is the original creator and designer of Alien Art Depot and takes every opportunity to lord it over the rest of the department’s heads and yearly bonuses. A quirky but staunch Gen Xer, she approaches work and play the same - she does neither. Sueseven’s responsibilities include scolling through her phone, moving meetings with galactic beings to tomorrow afternoon, gossiping, and smoking in the non-smoking section.

Stephen Sursir - Private Equity

Every successful business needs their money guy. Stephen Suesir, from Black Hole Private Equity Goup, aquired 49% of Alien Art Depot in 1995 when the rebel __ hung up her black mesh top and ripped Cavaricci jeans for the flowered skirt of motherhood and a cubicle. Mr. Suesir curently walks around the Depot and thumb flips gold coins at the workers as they toil for his gain.

Eus Tsirgeis - Website, Galactic Tech Support

Probably the one who should be the first person listed here, Eus runs the website, collects data on all of our customers for the company’s gain, and contacts customer on Earth and elsewhere. Currently seated under an airconditioning vent in a corner under flourescent lights, Eus is happy just to be left alone.